Three surgeons are talking about their favorite patients to operate on. The first starts: "I prefer mathematicians. When you open them up, everything is numbered for easy reference". The second continues: "I prefer electricians: everything is colour-coded". The last doctor says: "You guys have it all wrong, the best patients are lawyers: they're spineless, heartless, gutless, and their heads and asses are interchangeable"
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