APHORISMS FOR THE YEAR...

It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.

                   

We have enough "youth". How about a fountain of "smart"?    The original point and click interface  was a Smith & Wesson.    A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.    When blondes have more fun, do they know it?    LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES.    USE BIRTH CONTROL.                                       Money isn't everything,   but it sure keeps the kids in touch.    If at first you don't succeed,    skydiving is not for you.    We are born naked, wet and hungry.    Then things get worse.    Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you   .         Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge    to produce reproductive organs.    Alabama state motto:   At least we're not Mississippi.    ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO    MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.    The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.    "You know why a banana is like a politician?" "He comes in and first he is green, then he turns yellow     and then he's rotten."    "I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors .."

The reason Politicians try so hard to get

re-elected is that they would 'hate' to have

to make a living under the laws they passed.