Getting Older

Sad, But As I Get Older, I Think Differently.         After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at Hooter's to  see some friends and have some hot Wings and ice tea.   After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which  waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.   I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators".   I'm old, I'm tired, and I pee a lot.