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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the
priest
beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course, what may I do for
you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my
mother's
birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm
afraid
they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through
Customs
for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The
official
asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my
head
down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you
Have
to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which
is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said,

"Go ahead, Father.

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