Sunday, January 20, 2008

Blonds and Jumpers

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at
the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man
on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet
he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a
swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying,
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news
and so I knew he would jump"

The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money.

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