The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember
the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?
We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against
the back fence and I made love to you.'
Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'
OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again
and we can do it for old time's sake?'
Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but
good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their
conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself,
I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.
I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.
So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each
other for support aided by walking sticks.
Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their
way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops
his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves
in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the
Policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both
are making loud noises and moaning and screaming Finally, they both
collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something
about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,
the old couple struggles to their feet and put their clothes back
on.
The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself,
this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but
that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life
together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years
ago that wasn't an electric fence.
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