The Canadian Way

A Newfie, a little man, was sitting at a bar in Toronto when this huge,
burly American guy walks in. As he passes the Newfie, he hits him
on the neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly Yank says,
'That's a karate chop from Korea. Well, the
little Newfie gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his
beer. The burly American then gets up to go to the
bathroom and, as he walks by the Newfie, he hits him on the other
side of the neck and knocks him to the floor. That's a
judo chop from Japan', he says. The little Newfie decides
he's had enough and leaves. A half hour later he comes back and
sees the burly American sitting at the bar. He walks up behind him
and whacks him on the head, knocking him out cold. The Newfie says
to the bartender, 'When he wakes up, eh!, tell him that was a
fuckin' hockey stick from Canadian Tire'