Male Strippers

Last night, my blond friends and I went to a
Ladies Night Club.

One of the girls, Jenny, wanted to impress the
rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.
When the male dancer came over to us,
Jenny licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his
butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend Brenda, pulls
out a $20 bill. Brenda called the guy back, licks the $20 bill,
and sticks it to his other butt cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us,
my third friend Mary, pulls out a $50 bill and
calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill.
I'm worried about the way things are going,
but fortunately, Mary just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks
again.

My relief was short-lived.

Seeing the way things are going, the guy races
over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me,
Gloria, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the
$50.

My brain was churning as I reached for my
wallet.

What could I do?

The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card,
swiped it down the crack of his butt, Grabbed the eighty bucks,
and left!!!!