When is “Fuck” Acceptable?

There are only eleven times in history when the 'F' word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. 'What the Fuck do you mean, we are sinking?'
~ Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. 'What the Fuck was that?'
~Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

9. 'Where did all those Fucking Indians come from?'
~ Custer, 1877

8. ‘Any Fucking idiot could understand that.'
~ Einstein, 1938

7. 'It does so Fucking look like her!'
~Picasso, 1926

6. 'How the Fuck did you work that out?'
~Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. 'You want WHAT on the Fucking ceiling?'
~Michael Angelo, 1566

4. 'Where the Fuck are we?'
~Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. 'Scattered Fucking showers, my ass!'
~ Noah, 4314 BC

2. ‘Aw c'mon, Who the Fuck is going to find out?'
~Bill Clinton 1998

and a drum roll please...... ......!

1. 'Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad!'
~Saddam Hussei