Golfers Swing

Towards the end of the golf course, both Gary and
his buddy hit their balls into the woods. Gary found his in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups?

Just for doing what you have done, you won't have
any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest your life.... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!!!

Then POOF!......she was gone!

After Gary recovered from the shock, he hollered
for his friend. "Larry,where are you?"
Larry yells back "I'm over here in the pussy
willows."

Gary shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Larry - FOR THE

LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!"