Ole and Sven are the best of friends, and they have two Swedish girls on the string - Lena and Olga - who live together in an apartment.
One evening Ole and Sven are sitting in the bar getting juiced. Ole turns to Sven and asks, 'Ven do you spose dose girls are gonna make out vit us?'
Sven says, 'Dunno, but I'm drunk enuf to ast. Let's go!'
They arrive at the apartment where Ole knocks on the door.
Lena answers and says, 'Vell, Ole and Sven, come on in!'
Ole barely gets in the door when he demands, 'Vee yoost come to find out ven you girls are gonna make out vit us.'
Lena is shocked by this and immediately throws them out, slamming the door with a bang!
Ole is persistent. He knocks on the door again.
Lena isn't stupid. She knows it's them and says, 'Ole, if you're gonna be so rude and forward, you'll have to talk through the keyhole.'
Ole bends to the keyhole and asks, 'OK, ven you girls gonna make out vit us?'
Lena is really upset now. She drops her pants, backs up to the keyhole, and farts in it.
As Ole is backing up and shaking his head, Sven asks, 'Vell... Ole, vut did she say?'
Ole says, 'Vell, I tink she said.... FFFFfffffrrriiddaayy but her breath is so bad, I'm not askin' again.'
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