You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you 
need to fart. 
  
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with 
the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel 
better as you approach your stop. 
  
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring 
you down, and that's when you realize… 
 
you’ve been listening to your iPod.
 
 
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