The Last Nickel

A father walks
into a restaurant with his young son He gives the young
boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him
occupied.

Suddenly, the
boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father
realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts
slapping him on the back.

The boy coughs
up 2 of the nickels, but keeps
choking.

Looking at his
son, the father is panicking, shouting for
help.

A well
dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the
commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly
folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up
from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across
the restaurant.

Reaching the
boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of
the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist,
gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few
seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last
nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free
hand.

Releasing the
boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father
and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without
saying a word.

As soon as he
is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her
saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that
before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

'No,' the woman replied. 'Divorce attorney..'