That's Funny Sh*t

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day
and the man looks over at his wife and says:

'Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I
bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.'

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was
working and measured his wife's bottom

'Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than
The barbecue!!!'

The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling
a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his
wife who completely brushes him off
'What's Wrong?' he
Asks ...............

She answers: 'Do you really think I'm going to fire
Up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?