That's Funny Sh*t

A Scotsman walking down the street sees a woman with absolutely perfect
breasts. He approaches her and says, "Miss, would you let me bite your
breasts for $100? "

"Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she
does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks.

"Listen; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"

So the Scotsman runs around the next block and faces her again ; "Would
you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"

She thinks about it for a moment and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars; O.K.,
just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there "

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the
most perfect breasts in the world.

As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them,
fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in
them, but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them
or not?"

"Nah", says the Scotsman... "Costs too much..."