This big ugly biker walks into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder, orders a beer and a shot. The bartender sets him up and says, "Th...

She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried an...

Students in Biology class were taking their final exam. The last question was, "Name seven advantages of Mothers Milk," worth 70 p...

A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the...

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador ...

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. Didn't you say, at the...

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, '...

Three Rednecks were working on a cell phone tower-Cooter, Pete and K.C. As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is...

An 80 year old man named "Harry" went to the Dr. for his yearly check up and after all the tests were done the Dr. sat him down an...

A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong e-mail address: A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly...

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "G...

1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved....

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a big pond in a secluded area on the back of the property, fixed ...

A guy is sitting in a bar having a beer next to a blonde who is reading a newspaper. The headline in the paper reads "Twelve Brazilian ...

Mid day, hotter than hell, and the bar's empty. A lone bike pulls up out front. Walking into the bar, Mike threw his helmet on the bar a...

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When...

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health: 1. Japanese eat very little fat an...

One night at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them arou...

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says...

A drunk walks into the biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He ...