Bob and Larry

Two buddies, Bob and Larry, are getting very drunk at
A bar when suddenly Larry throws up all over himself.

"Oh, no... Now my wife will kill me!"

Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in
Your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone
Threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the
Dry cleaning bill."

So they stay for another couple of hours and get even
Drunker.

Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts to
Give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've
Puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!"

Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words,
Larry says, "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin.
Itsh snot wha Jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks.
But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he had one
Too many and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor He said
Hes was verrr y sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the
Cleaning bill!"

His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But
This is forty bucks.."

"Oh, yeah... I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants,
Too."