Politics

Jack Layton and Stephen Harper somehow ended up at the same barber shop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Jack Layton in his chair reached for the aftershave. Jack was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks, my wife Olivia will smell that and think I've been in a brothel."

The second barber turned to Stephen and said, "How about you, Mr. Harper ?

Harper replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a
brothel smells like".