Wednesday, March 07, 2012

"Ya know, when I was 25 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands. By the time I was 45, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. By the time I was 55, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 65 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand." "So, what's your point?"
"Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"

H-A-P-P-Y Hour in Bangkok

H-A-P-P-Y Hour in Bangkok Beats the shit out of pretzels or popcorn

Hard to argue this logic.

Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Here is proof that they are wrong. A year or so after giving birth a woman will often say "it’d be nice to have another baby". You never hear a bloke say " I wouldn’t mind another kick in the nuts". Case closed.