Faries are Female

A MARRIED COUPLE IN THEIR EARLY 60'S WERE OUT CELEBRATING THEIR 35TH
ANNIVERSARY IN A QUIET, ROMANTIC LITTLE RESTAURANT.

SUDDENLY, A TINY BEAUTIFUL FAIRY APPEARED ON THEIR TABLE AND SAID,"FOR
BEING SUCH AN EXEMPLARY MARRIED COUPLE AND FOR BEING SO FAITHFUL TO
EACH OTHER FOR ALL THIS TIME, I WILL GRANT YOU EACH A WISH."

"OH, I WANT TO TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD WITH MY DARLING HUSBAND" SAID
THE WIFE."THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND AND POOF-TWO TICKETS FOR THE
QUEEN MARY ll LUXURY LINER APPEARED IN HER HANDS.

THEN IT WAS THE HUSBAND'S TURN. HE THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT AND SAID:
"WELL, THIS IS ALL VERY ROMANTIC, BUT AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS WILL
NEVER COME AGAIN. I'M SORRY MY LOVE, BUT MY WISH IS TO HAVE A WIFE 30
YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME."

THE WIFE, AND THE FAIRY, WERE DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED, BUT A WISH IS A
WISH.... SO THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND AND - POOF!- THE HUSBAND
BECAME 92 YEARS OLD.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

MEN WHO ARE UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS SHOULD REMEMBER FAIRIES ARE FEMALE.