Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their
first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play.
The first little boy was to say, "My fair maiden, I have come to snatch
a kiss and fill your soul with hope."
The second little boy was to reply by saying, "Hark!, a pistol shot."
Comes opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys were a
bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled with
grown-ups. The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and
to remember to speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up.
The curtain rose and looking out upon the audience the two boys were
terrified. They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to
The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words, "My fair maiden, I
have come to kiss your snatch! fill your hole with soap."
The second boy screams out, "Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss, a pot
of ####, horse ####, this is bull ####... I never wanted to be in this
lousy play anyway!"
The audience left howling!!!