Thursday, April 12, 2007

Business trip or pleasure

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up
and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized that
she was heading straight toward his seat.

As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up
a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business, I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniacs
of America Convention in ."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting
next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at the convention?

"Lecture," she responded. "I am the lead lecturer where I use information that
I have learned from my own personal experiences to debunk some to the popular
myths about sexuality."

"Really," he said, "and what kinds of myths are there?

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American
men are the most well-endowed of all men, when, in fact, it is the Native
American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular
myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of
Jewish descent that are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with
the absolutely best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry,"
she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you. I don't even
know your name."

"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

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