Wednesday, September 19, 2007

attractive bartender

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern
and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons to the exceptionally attractive bartender serving drinks to a
meager looking group of farmers. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can
I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young
lady who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

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