Blind Man

Two young nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one
single drop of paint on their habits. After discussing it, the two nuns
decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint
naked. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other, shrug, and, deciding that no harm can
come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"NICE TITS," says the man. "Where do you want the blinds?"