Two Ways to Look at Things

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and
I kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink, as she sat alone
at a nearby table.

My wife asks, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes', I sighed. 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she started
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'

'My God' says my wife. 'Who would think a person would go on
celebrating that long.'

So you see, there really are two ways to look at everything ....