Friday, June 24, 2011

Two little kids

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?”

The second kid says “ I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.”

The first kid says, “ You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze.

The second kid then asks, “What are you here for?”

The first kid says, “A circumcision.”

And the second kid says, “ Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn’t walk for a year!”

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