Saturday, July 02, 2011

This should be taken seriously!!!

Alcohol Labels Just Like Cigarettes

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following
Warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
What the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
Are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
Like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
Friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you
Can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-
Lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
Logically converse with members of the opposite s*x without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that
You are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
People are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in
Getting your as* kicked..

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