As I was standing in Billy Bob’s drinking my beer this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me. I said to him, do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?
He says? “No, why the fluck you ask me dat? Is it coz I Chinee”?
No I say, "It’s because you’re drinking my beer you slanty eyed