A man in his 60s approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
'Excuse me, but I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the older fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'
'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a young woman with big tits, she appears out of nowhere.'