Monday, September 28, 2015
APHORISMS FOR THE YEAR...
It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
We have enough "
How about a fountain of "
The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.
A Fool and his money
can throw one heck of a party.
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES.
USE BIRTH CONTROL.
Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
If at first you don't succeed,
skydiving is not for you.
We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.
Red meat is not bad for you.
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs.
Alabama state motto:
At least we're not Mississippi.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population.
"You know why a banana is like a politician?"
"He comes in and first he is green,
then he turns yellow
and then he's rotten."
"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,
you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could
identify their corporate sponsors .."
The reason Politicians try so hard to get
re-elected is that they would 'hate' to have
to make a living under the laws they passed.
Don "Gator" Healey
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