Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Getting Older

Sad, But As I Get Older, I Think Differently.

After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at Hooter's to 
see some friends and have some hot Wings and ice tea.
After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which 
waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.
I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators".
I'm old, I'm tired, and I pee a lot.

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