A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds, Ed and Arlene,paid a visit to their doctor. "You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said the husband. "My thingy's turnin' blue."That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you." The doctor takes a look.
Sure enough, the redneck's "thingy" really was blue.The doctor turns to the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed for you?""Yep, shore am," she replied brightly."And what kind of jelly are you using with it?" Grape", she said.
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