Saturday, November 04, 2006

WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE. LET ME!

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her
wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday
were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well,
but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started
leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her,
straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her
left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on
her left.
Soon she started leaning forward, so the family
members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase
around her waist to hold her up.
A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma and
said, "Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating
you?"
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a
note to the grandson...

"They won't let me fart."

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