A pompous minister was seated next to a Redneck from S.C. on a flight
across the country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Redneck asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed
before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He
replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let
liquor touch these lips."
The Redneck then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said,
"Shit, me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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