The Flasher

Three elderly ladies named Penelope, Maude and Gladys were
sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a
flasher approached from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.

Penelope immediately had a stroke.

Gladys also had a stroke.

But Maude, being older and more feeble,
couldn't reach that far ....