Christmas Dinner and

A woman went to her boyfriend's parents house for Christmas Dinner.

This was her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman began to feel a little discomfort.
Thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
The gas pains were almost making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, she decided to relieve herself a bit and let out a dainty fart.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice,

"Skippy!"

The woman thought, this is great, and a big smile came across her face.

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.

This time she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer "rrriiippp"

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!".
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!"

A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip.

This time she didn't even think about it.

She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,

"Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"Skippy