Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Another fight with the little woman

Mid day, hotter than hell, and the bar's empty.

A lone bike pulls up out front.

Walking into the bar, Mike threw his helmet on the bar and said "Pour me a stiff one, Charlie"!

"Wassamatter" Charlie drawls

Well, just had another fight with the little woman." Mike replies as he drops himself on the nearest stool.

"Oh yeah?" said Charlie. Looking across the bar with a knowing eye "And how did this one end?"

"Well, I tell you one thing, when it was over, she came to me on her hands and knees."

"Really? Charlie was impressed and poured a generous shot "Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

Mike looks into his now-full shot glass and replies "She said, "Come out from under that bed, you little chicken sh*t!"

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