Seniors' Halloween
An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to
dress up and go out.
The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between
her legs.
When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!"
She said, "I can go any way I like and so can you."
Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a
potato tied to his tallywhacker.
The old woman says, you're going out like that?"
He replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sourpuss, I can go as a dick-tator.
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