Lil Sal

Little Sally came home from school and with a smile on her face and told her mother... 'Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!'

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say... 'It reminded me of a peanut.'
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked... 'Really small, was it?'

Sally replied, 'No... salty!'

.....Mom fainted