A Doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go
hunting, so he approached his assistant 'Garge, I am going
hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want
you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my
patients.'
'Yes, sir!' answered Garge.
The doctor went hunting and returned the following day and
asked: 'So, Garge, How was your day?'
Garge told him that he took care of three patients.
'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'
'Bravo Mate, and the second one?' asked the doctor.
'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him
MAALOX, sir.'
'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third
one?' asked The doctor.
'Sir, I was sitting here when suddenly the door opens and a
woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking
off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down
on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For
five years I have not seen any man!''
'Tunderin' lard Jesus, Garge, what did you do?' asked
the doctor.
'I put drops in her eyes.'
Merry CHRISTMAS.
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