Senior Church Moment

A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation
that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation,.... No
one wanted him to leave.

Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City, stands up and
proclaims, . 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new
Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport
their children!' The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, 'If
the Preacher will stay on here I'll personally double his salary and
also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all
his children!' More sighs and loud applause.

Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the
Preacher stays, ... I will give him sex!'

There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks, 'Mrs. Jones,
whatever possessed you to say that?'

Sadie's 90-year-old husband, Jake, is now trying to hide, holding his
forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to
side, while his wife replies, 'Well, I just asked my husband how we
could help and he said , ...... 'Screw the Preacher!'

Isn't senility wonderful?