A cowboy walks into a cafe and notices an old cowboy with his arms
folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes
of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks
the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?'
The older cowboy slowly turns his head towards the young wrangler and
in his best cowboy manner says, 'Nah, you go ahead.'
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to
his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to
the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was very
shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl.
The old cowboy says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.'