Thursday, November 19, 2009

The candy with holes




The children began to identify the flavors by their color:


Red.....................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ................Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father...'


One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!

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