Saturday, December 12, 2009
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest and when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
The woman said, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24 inch waist and 34 inch hips."
The men exchanged glances and the first Catholic man said, "And?"
The woman proudly replied, "When she walks into a room, people say, 'Oh My God.' "