This wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up a dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the chesterfield.
At strategic moments she crosses and uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her
husband says,"Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
"Yes," she answers.
"Thank God for that. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the chesterfield."