Sunday, September 30, 2012

Pfizer Corp

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon  be available in  liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a  power beverage  suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible  for a man to  literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can  no longer call this  a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names  of 'cocktails',  'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff  drink'.  Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:  MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent  on breast implants  and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This  means that by 2040,  there should be a large elderly population with  perky boobs and huge  erections and absolutely no recollection of what to  do with them.

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