At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was
approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share
some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treata
her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all dis, I tooka her to
Italy for the 25th anniversary!'
The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the
husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife
for your 50th anniversary?'
Giuseppe proudly replied, "I gonna go picka her up."