Saturday, October 27, 2012

The Italian Secret to a Long Marriage

  At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Chicago, they  have  weekly  husbands'
          marriage  seminars.

          At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was
          approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share
          some insight into how he  had managed to stay married to the same   woman   all
          these years.

          Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treata
          her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all dis, I tooka her to
          Italy for the 25th anniversary!'

          The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the
          husbands here!    Please tell us what you are planning for your wife
          for your 50th anniversary?'

          Giuseppe proudly replied,  "I gonna go picka her up."

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