Logic

Two South Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their
favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You
know, I'm tired of going through life without an education.
Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up
for some classes." Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets the Dean of
Admissions who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math,
English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"

The Dean says, "I'll show you by way of example. Do you own a
weed-eater?"

"Yeah."

"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed-eater, I think
that you would have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

The Dean says, "And because you have a yard, I think, logically,
that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically
have a family."

"Yes, I have a family."

"And because you have a family, then logically you must have
a wife."

"Yes, I do have a wife."

"And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be
a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual... That's amazing, you were able to find
out all of that because I have a weed-eater."

Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and
leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes,
and how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Bob asks, "What's that?"

Jim says, "I'll show you.

Do you have a weed-eater?"

"No."

"Then you're a queer."