One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Sailor got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Sailor went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Sailor and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Sailor calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting 's Sailors, Soldiers, Airman and Women, who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an jerk. So, He sent me."
I bet you wish you could have been that Sailor or someone who supports them!!!!
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