Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ....and bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She
said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come
on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... And squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers... And then picked up her winnings and
her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other
answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."
Moral ---
Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But, all
men.....are men.
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